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Never Been Kissed

As far as films go from the early aughts Never Been Kissed ranks high up there on a few of our lists. It’s a time capsule for late 90s/early 2000s fashion (hello bandeau tops, teeny-tiny cardigans and frosted makeup) and an incredibly endearing/achingly accurate portrayal of an unpopular teenager turned equally unpopular adult. But it’s also one of those beloved favorites that, with 20/20 hindsight, is hard to watch because its central relationship is between (a 25 year old undercover reporter posing as) a high school student and her English teacher. Problematic plot points aside, Drew Barrymore’s return to high school to once again become a misfit, then turn into a cool kid only to wind up a misfit once more is one of our favorite performances from that particular period of high school rom coms (and from the even smaller niche of that period of Shakespeare-infused high school rom coms). 

This sweet, little cactus is our nod to the equally sweet protagonist of this film - Josie Geller. And, in true rom-com fashion, we gave this prickly, pint-sized plant pal a pretty-in-pink, glow up of her very own: we’ve ditched the terracotta and shipped this little lady with a sleek, ceramic blush pot. We’ll skip the dramatic, middle-of-the-baseball grand gesture though and ship it straight to you or your recipient’s doorstep. This one’s for the Josie Grossie in all of us!

Details, Details, Details

  • “Never Been Kissed” is a living four (4) inch Opuntia Monacantha cactus. She’s more commonly (and less tongue twistingly) known as a member of the prickly pear family!
  • Your new cactus ships in a decorative, light pink cylinder pot we’ve included in the shipment. Vessel measures 4.75” x 4.75”.
  • New to plant parenting? Not to worry! We also include a card with all of our tips and tricks for cactus care.

How Do We Ship It?

  • Your new plant pal comes rolled in bubble wrap, sturdy butcher paper and is boxed for safe transit to you or your recipient in the lower 48.* 
  • Watch out! Take care when unboxing and unwrapping your cactus. Loose spines and the cactus itself can be pokey!

Care 101

  • Cacti prefer medium to bright indirect light. Place within a few feet of a window with southern exposure for best results! Please note: Cacti can thrive in direct light (read: a windowsill) but must be acclimated. If moved into direct sun too quickly they can develop sunburn. 
  • Choose a watering schedule that allows the soil to dry out completely in between waterings. The frequency will depend on the time of year and whether your cactus is in an active growth schedule. We recommend starting with once a week (or even once every two weeks) and using your finger to test the dampness of soil each time before watering again. Wait a few days before adding more water if the dirt is damp to the touch!
  • Pokes happen! Pro Tip: to remove any small spines, we recommend using a bit of packing tape to gently pat the area. This is especially helpful with the smaller, more microscopic spines that are hard to see with the naked eye. And, of course, take care when moving or watering your cactus to avoid the spikes in the first place!

The Fine Print

Our promise to you and your recipient is to always ship the freshest, highest quality plants we can source from our growers. In order to stay committed to quality (and because we work with Mother Nature) this occasionally may mean we need to make a substitution for plant variety. Please note that while we cannot guarantee the plant type, we do guarantee that your chlorophyllic companion will be extra awesome and that you or your recipient will love it! Due to unforeseen circumstances, in some cases we may need to substitute the vase paired with this product. In these instances, we will replace the vase shown with another that is both appropriately sized for this arrangement and of equal or greater value than the original vessel.

*San Francisco residents? Local orders are delivered by delivery service providers (FedEx or UPS) and will be boxed.

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